How to get a Girlfriend/Boyfriend on Valentines Day… Not
1.Bring them smelly cabbage instead of flowers!
2.Sing “Baby” by Justin B. below her/his house, and yell so he or she will notice you. Click here to see an example or even better sing the song “Heart Breaker” by G-Dragon. ;)
3.Confess to his/her best friend instead and make him/her jealous.
4.Tell her you love her but cannot be with her
5.Wear unique clothes (ex. Lady GaGa), it's the new style. Like the Meat Outfit she was wearing at the VMA for the music video “Bad Romance”.
6.Be LAME, people now a days love it when others are lame
7.From 12:00 am, start calling and texting him/her. If he or she picks up, don't speak. Wait and see what she or he has to say.
8.Bring them burnt cookies and 100 love letters. Force them to read it all.
9. Give her a wedding ring.
10.Bring them broken hearted cookies and chocolates.
11. Tell them that they remind you of your ex bf or gf.
12. Tell them that they dress like your grandparents, and you love the style.
13. Start a conversation like this “ Hey, were you at the mall yesterday?” “Don't lie. I know your schedule very well (evil laugh)~” don't forget the evil laugh.
14. Wear a ninja outfit and walk really close to him/her tell him/her that you are protecting your love.
15. Wear a suite and give her flowers every single day and finally on valentines day, act like you forgot the flowers but then later give her even more than you did on all the other days.
These are just a few ideas to bring out the humor in Valentines day. Many people have experienced embarrassing moments in their life. I think one of the most embarrassing moments are when they are trying to express their love to the person they secretly admire. They try to impress them but end up embarrassing themselves. These stories below are things that happened to people during Valentines.
“It was our first year together, I was planning to make this Valentine something really romantic. So I decided to bake cookies and give it to her in school. But as soon as I brought it school and showed it to my friends, they laughed at me so hard. They said it was gay to do so and that girls don't expect cookies, they want presents and stuff. So I threw it away, I had nothing to give her so I brought her to dinner that night. Then I ordered the wrong food and she hated it. We broke up two weeks after..”
“ I remember when I was in elementary school, I made like twenty cards. It had pink hearts and when I finally had the courage to give it to her, she told me that I spelled her name wrong…”
“I was so shy so I asked my friend to hand the chocolate and love card to the person I like. She did send it to N instead of M. They had the same name so she was confused. I had to tell N that It was a joke which made things even worse.”
Have you ever done something really embarrassing when you tried impressing someone on Valentines day? Comment below and share your experience with us! You can always share your experiences anonymously.